1) I'm angry with love bugs - they get more action than I do lately and they feel the need to do it on me, near me, or around me. Little basards!
2) My daughters naptime is something I secretly hope for every morning when I open my eyes.
3) My husbands breathing pisses me off.
4) Randomly I want to rip off someones face, sometimes they're loved ones, other times strangers, I don't discriminate.
5) I'm forgetful, weepy, pissed, irrational, emotional, and feel as though being in a coma might not be...so bad.
6) I beg for a disease or sickness that will force me into the hospital for a week or so, just to get some sleep and have food brought to me in bed.
7) I long for lonlieness.
8) I actually pray for #6.
9) Hate the sound of the words: mommy, Lydia, or Baby (husbands nickname for me), when it's uttered in regards to summoning me.
10) I get completely crazy (see #5) when the coffee table or chaise are out of line with the rest of the furniture.
11) I'm cussing (not something I do on a regular basis)...honestly this one was an afterthought of writing this list.
Hey Lydia! Your blog is looking good. I enjoyed your list. Definitely find a retreat!
ReplyDeleteI added myself as one of your 'followers' and look forward to seeing more of what you do on here. Head on over to my blog to 'follow me' as well: http://loriamay.blogspot.com
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That was funny!! Thank you for linking that. I have filled out the form for the other site, you like it?
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting and linking. I love to laugh!!!
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Wow, this sounds a little too close to how I am most of the time! Maybe I should try a retreat as well!! : )
ReplyDeleteomg I too have been secretly fantasizing about going on some kind, any kind of retreat too. I've even been googling them even though there is no way I can go LOL
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